Sports Fantasy
Many sports fans probably have at one time or another contemplated
what they would do to fix things if they were suddenly made an all powerful
commissioner of a professional league. It is an interesting fantasy to think
about. Here are my ideas.
League: the NBA
When it was best: 1960-1990. This period covers the best years of Bill
Russell, Wilt Chamberlain, Jerry West, Oscar Robertson,
Kareem Jabbar, Rick Barry, John Havlicek, Sam Jones, Elgin Baylor,
Julius Erving, Moses Malone, Larry Bird,
Magic Johnson, and others. It was a time after the coming of the modern game but
before the league degenerated into its
present combination of roller derby, professional wrestling, and a remake of
The Longest Yard shifted to basketball and filmed by MTV.
Changes:
1. Treat
all players, even the stars, the same. When the next Michael Jordan comes
along, it will be legal to guard him, even in the fourth quarter.
2. Enforce
travelling and palming rules. There will be no more NBA three (or six) step.
3. Enforce
three second rule and restrict wrestling in the paint.
4. Eliminate
the three point shot.
5. Punish showboating and taunting with technical fouls.
League: Major
League Baseball
When it was best: 1911-1961 (excepting the war years
1942-1945). This period covers the time when baseball became and
remained the national pastime. It covers the great teams and great players from
the time of Walter Johnson, Honus Wagner, and Ty Cobb to the time of Mickey Mantle, Hank
Aaron, and Willie Mays.
Changes:
1.
Eliminate the abomination that is the designated
hitter rule.
2.
Eliminate inter-league regular season play.
3.
Completely ban steroids or other such drugs, and
really do it.
4.
Enforce the strike zone as defined, i.e. allow
the high strike.
5.
Return all fields to natural grass.
6.
Eliminate playoffs and divisional championships.
The team in the National League with the best regular season record would meet
the team in the American League with the best regular season record in the
World Series in the first week of October.
7.
Play Sunday double headers again.
League: The NFL
When it was best: Now. The NFL is probably at this time
more exciting, interesting, and dominant than ever.
Changes:
1. Vigorously
and draconically enforce the rule against head shots. The penalty for flagrant violations would be thirty yards, ejection, and a suspension for the greater of one game or
one game more than the victim of the shot misses. For less vicious hits, a thirty yard penalty
plus ejection would be enforced.
2. Be
almost as tough on cheap shots not to the head.
3. Get
more serious on preventing use of steroids and similar drugs.
4. Restrict
taunting and showboating with more liberal use of penalties for unsportsmanlike
conduct.
5. Switch
to the college overtime rules, with a three possession limit before a tie in
the regular season.
That’s my list. It's fun to make one up.
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